20 Halloween Themed Jokes for Kids

CAUTION: Humor and jokes are a great way to help our children laugh and put their creative thoughts in motion at the same time.

Add to that the fun of a season like Fall's holidays, and you have awesome opportunities to make some incredible memories with your kids. Here are some fun, themed jokes to help put some smiles on faces.

1. Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans.

2. Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

3. Q: What did one owl say to the other owl? A: Happy Owl-ween!

4. Q: Why is a skeleton so mean? A: He doesn’t have a heart.

5. Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A: A fence.

6. Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost? A: Do you believe in humans?

7. Q: What do vampires take when they are sick? A: Coffin drops!

8. Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? A: Count Quackula!

9. Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie? A: Booberry pie!

10. Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? A: At the ghost-ery store!

11. Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling.

12. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it.

13. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have any guts!

14. Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

15. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

16. Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”?

17. Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A plumpkin.

18. Q: What room does a ghost not need? A: A living room!

19. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi.

20.  Q: What does Barbie carve on Halloween? A: A pump-KEN.